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2008-12-03T10:05:00.002+08:00

Dear Nicole,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you.
I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head, outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on Manchester United’s goalkeeper.
I’m sure you’re ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this.
I’m returning the pictures from LA & the cut toenails to you, but I’ll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory.
You should also know that I told in my confession today about embarrassing rash.

Screw off now
Hayley

2008-10-31T09:49:00.001+08:00

LIVERPOOL BEAT CHELSEA AT STAMFORD BRIDGE
1-0

gosh, I am SUPER HAPPY,
but cant they have a
LIVERPOOL vs MANCHESTER UNITED
again?!
or maybe
LIVERPOOL vs ARSENAL

2008-10-27T11:37:00.004+08:00

HEYLO:D
I am freaking serious, i cant believe it!

YO DUDEs:D
so, yesterday, went Janelle tuition for try-out AGAIN
Went there like freaking earily like XIAOTINGTONG..
and when we were ther, we were the first xD
see, so 'guai'
then she keep saying B
BENJAMIN LOH this, BENJAMINE LOH that, then out of the blue
he appeared,
wow janelle,
THATS SO DONT LOOK LIKE THE GUAIKIA..
lol.
then went into the class lorh,
damn weird lo,
must write name one
i wrote
HAYLEY TAN ; CHIJ TPSS
and the teacher seriously called me HAYLEY
and janelle keep calling me SHIRLYN
so wrong lorhh
then we had to do on describe an occasion when you were happy
then got people say after PSLE and blahblahblah
then got this guy say
THE DAY THAT I CAN SLEEP THE MOST!
and janelle started saying
THE DAY THAT I BREATH THE MOST AIR xD
like WOAHHHH :D
then teacher say she shall be nice to us
and let us either create a play, song or poem to represent
HAPPINESS (:
this girl clara wrote a poem,
quite nice
then ben loh was not to present, he and his partner, jason did a play
SUPER FUNNY like NUTS!

j: hey, do you know what does HAPPINESS stands for?
b: of course, H stands for HORSE
j: nono! it stands for (i forget what)
b: A stands for ALAMARK
j: NONO! A stands for (i forget what)
b: then P stands for POWER
j: so smart. what about the other P?
b: PANG-SAI!
j: aiyoh, No, it stands for PASSION
b: then I stands for In-Bar
j: hm, no, it stands for (i forget what)
b: then N stands for NOT OPTIMISTIC!
j: so smart, and E stands for EVERYBODY , and S stands for SOCIETY, hey, benjamin, what about the last S, I comfirm you want to say shit right?
b: No larhh, I wanted to say SHAVING CREAM

can you imagine if you say like this for a drama exam?
AHAAHAHHAA :D

After her tuition, went Plaza Singapura to buy my guitar things AGAIN ):
then nina came with her mommy to go out :D
she brough us out to VIVO <3
got this new OP skirtpants :o
watch HSM3
AWESOME mann, even though TROY look kinda GAY...
then had BEN&JERRY :D
and Jap food for dinner before we went home
AWESOME DAY MANNN :D

2008-10-25T17:36:00.003+08:00

Pick your birth month.
- Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you.
- Bold the five-ten that best apply to you.
- Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months under a lj-cut.

JANUARY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things.[i like being simple] Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCHAttractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others.Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRILActive and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional.Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-will and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautifully physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weakbreathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislikes being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. Highspirited. Spendthrift.

JUNEThinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and alwayswants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Gooddebating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to makefriends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds.Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takestime to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST
~~Loves to joke.~~ ~~Attractive.~~ ~~Suave and caring.~~ ~~Brave and fearless.~~ ~~Firm and has leadership qualities.~~ Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in theatres, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive.Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself.Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure andtraveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Verychoosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Understanding. Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Notable to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with.Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved.Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

2008-10-25T17:28:00.004+08:00

[x]-these are the things that i'm feared of
[ ]-these are the things that i dont fear

A
[x] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness. in certain places.
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[x] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[x] Anginophobia - Fear of choking.
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[ ] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
[x] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
[ ] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightening.
[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
[ ] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
[x] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
[x] Autophobia - Fear of being alone.

B
[x] Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
[ ] Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
[ ] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
[ ] Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
[ ] Belonephobia - Fear of pins and needles.
[ ] Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
[ ] Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

C
[ ] Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
[x] Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed.
[ ] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
[ ] Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
[ ] Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
[ ] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
[ ] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
[ ] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
[ ] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
[ ] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.

D
[ ] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
[ ] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
[ ] Domatophobia - Fear of houses.
[x] Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents.

E
[ ] Ecophobia - Fear of the home.
[ ] Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
[ ] Entomophobia - Fear of insects.
[ ] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
[ ] Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

G
[ ] Gamophobia - Fear of marriage.
[ ] Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
[ ] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
[ ] Gynophobia - Fear of women.

H
[ ] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
[ ] Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
[ ] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
[ ] Homophobia- Fear Of Homosexuals
[ ] Hydrophobia - Fear of water.

I
[ ] Iatrophobia - Fear of doctors.
[ ] Insectophobia - Fear of insects.

K
[ ] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

L
[ ] Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.
[x] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
[ ] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.

M
[ ] Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
[ ] Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
[ ] Microphobia - Fear of small things.
[ ] Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

N
[x] Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
[ ] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
[ ] Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.

O
[x] Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
[ ] Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
[ ] Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
[ ] Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
[ ] Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.
[ ] Ostroconaphobia - Fear of seafood.

P
[ ] Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
[x] Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
[ ] Pedophobia - Fear of children.
[ ] Philophobia - Fear of love.
[ ] Phobophobia - Fear of phobias.
[ ] Podophobia - Fear of feet.
[ ] Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
[ ] Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
[ ] Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
[ ] Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.

S
[ ] Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
[ ] Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
[ ] Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
[ ] Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.

T
[ ] Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
[ ] Technophobia - Fear of technology.
[ ] Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
[ ] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.

V-Z
[ ] Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
[ ] Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
[ ] Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
[ ] Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners.
[ ] Zoophobia - Fear of animals.

2008-10-24T09:00:00.002+08:00

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL
I did it, I totally rule

Received out REPORT BOOKS
I was totally FREAK OUT, cause I was uber frighten about my class ranking,
my aim, TOP 20.
In the end, i WAS TOP 20.
But drop one ranking than in SA1,
AH CRAPP.
But still, quite good results,
not like the one i expected,
FAIL OVERALL xD

1E8`08
Youre the best of the best
the great of the greatest
the funny of the funniest :D
Even though we aint good at our studies
we dont always cooperate,
BUT I STILL LOVE YOU TONS <3

thanks for the memories
thanks for the memories
even though some werent so great

TUITION try-outs
I went to try evangel tuition,
but it is SUPER FAR!
But super fun!
Oh the bus, we saw brittany & I saw Jon Lai with his mother xD
and we were like making a lot of noise like some apes from the 10 BC
:D
We were actually late,
and its EMBARESSING like CRAZY!
The teacher made us do a little 'science' thing on
COCA COLA!
oh mann,
that was nuts!
Than while we were doing that, Evangel brother came, and the teacher asked
'Choose peppermint or chocolate'
the brother said anything,
than the teacher say,
'Okay, sit there with the new girl & your sister'
Then we had to do a newpaper report,
and guess what I was suppose to do with this guy,
yes,
REPORTS FROM BEIJING THAT USED CONDOMS ARE USED TO MAKE HAIRBANDS
what the hell
I mean,
I AM ALREADY CORRUPTED
not need more CORRUPTING!
aiyah,
anyway,
then we had to present,
I was the first AGAIN.
then evangel brother had to do this presentation on a horse that leg was idk what
but then there was this part that he said protestis ( i think)
and evangel & I though it was
PROSTITUDE :x
AHAHHAHA!
after class,
evangel went BUNK or LAN
which ever suits you
and I went home xD
like wth?
I am wearing green but no need embaress me like crazy mahh :x

2008-10-21T16:23:00.003+08:00

HEYLO:D
1E8 totally owned for class dance ; basketball owned 2 classes xD

INTER-CLASS GAMES
Woah, 1E8 totally OWNED for Class dance, look at Shimona! Woahhh....
hmm, basketball, trashed 1/4 & 1/6.
But 1/1 & 1/2 was like WOAH,
First round played with 1/1, damn rough, But decided to go easy first, warm up xD
then second round with 1/6, didnt play, but team managed to trasah them like crazy

third round, 1/4. I always got attacked, like WTH?
I scored the first goal, damn easy lorh, First Shimona got it, then Vanessa , then me (:
I feel so proud xD
After 2nd goal, 1/4 decided to be rough, and Shimona got injury, so Trisha came in.
Trisha was acting totally unexpectally mann,
Super funny!
I always get block by KWOK SEE TENG, SPERM TENG xD

Last class, 1/2.
They toally trashed us like CRAZY, and when I say CRAZY, i really mean it.
7 : 0
how pathetic.
Team only consist of
Clara, Evangel, Michelle, Me & Vanessa
1/2 consist of Clara Siew, Sarah Ng, Charmain ( if i am right) & dont know who
They break rules mann
BODY CONTACT & act rough
but since we know we cant win them,
we decided to go easy
I almost shot 3-pointer, but also no point,
but in the end,
my specs was like super bend like NUTS!
Evangel got injured at shoulder.
aiyah,
to make it easy,
everyone in that game against 1/2 got injured.
1/2 ball keep getting rebounce
but still,
we did our best :D

GENERAL LEADERSHIP PROGRAMME
OMG,
the games were super lame but it was to test our team spirit right?
Clara, Evangel & me didnt join in cuase of injury xD
And we practically slack?

After school went home, didnt go for guitar mann
so sad...
AHAHAH
thats it for now :D

2008-10-17T17:50:00.000+08:00

Guess why this photo is up,
yes,
GUITAR STARTED xD

2008-10-15T15:36:00.001+08:00

May i present to you.
Nicole Ang.
The one on the right.. (:

2008-10-15T14:44:00.002+08:00

HOW TO SHUT A PERSON UP WITHIN 10 MINUTES

1) Prepare all the items you need (example; masking tape, super glue, strings, chair & penknife)
2) Tie the person to the chair
3) Use the masking tape and tape the person's mouth, legs and hands
4) If it is a guy, use some really hot babe picture or for a girl, use like maybe the Jonas Brother or David (whats that guy surname again?) picture to chill them down
5) If the person is super strong and break through all these, use the bloody penknife and ask that person
OI! YOU WANT YOUR MOUTH/BRAINS/GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND or YOU WANT YOUR LIFE?

this has been science-ti-fi-ca-lly proven by william shakespear junior aka NINA >:D
if you didnt realized, I am being supppppperrrrr evil xD

2008-10-12T09:25:00.002+08:00

Of your friends, who is the..

Friendliest: ALL :D
Ugliest: My friends are pretty ya'know
Most talkative: ME ;D
Most arrogant: ________
Most inmature: ME;D
Most mature: Mirabel (:
Most perfect: You'll never know :x
Most careless: NICOLE xD
Richest: IDK, i never seen my friends bank account book ya'know
Poorest: Everyone is rich in their own special way (:
Luckiest: Melissa
Most unlucky: Shannon Lee Ka-Ching :X
One that has more screen names: I dont know!
One that has all three instant messengers: I dont know too!
Closest one to you: MOMMY ;D
One you've known for longest: SAMANTHA FONG XIAN WEN ; NICOLE ANG CAI YING ; MAH HUI YI ; CHEW MIN XUAN xD
One you can most relate to: hmmm, rambutans?
One that shares your personality: Rambutans (:
One that you've known for the less longest: hmmm...
One that has the worst grammar: JOLLYN xD
One that has the best grammar: IDK?
One that shares your hobbies: lets see, too many to state
One shares your musical interest: musicians (:
One that does not share your musical interest at ALL: ANTI- musicians
One that has had a cellphone longest: HARVEY xD
One who does not have a cellphone: Maria ):
One that you have slept over their house more: NINA;D
One that has slept over your house more: no one every slept here xD
One that never slept over your house: EVERYONE beside cousins (:
Skinniest: JONATHAN LAI , ostrich girlfriend xD
Smartest: everyone is smart, in THEIR own ways
Sluttiest: Scandalous? I know, i know, but i am not saying (:
Less sluttiest: Innocence? JING XUAN
Stupidest: ME;D
One that dyes their hair most: IDK?
One that has the darkest hair color: EVERYONE, black ya'know
One that has the lightest hair color: Brittany
One that has the darkest skin color: arthur, no offense, but indians too >:D
One that has the lightest skin color: CHARMAINE & MR CHAI
Blondest: Brittany
Studious: ME;D
Less studious: you know who you are>:)
One that has failed a grade that you know of: not saying
One that's supposed to be in another grade (Which grade?): NOT SAYING TOO>:)
One that has a surname with the most 'x's in it: IDK, ermm, lets see, XOXO
One that paints their nails more often: Naomi, and she paints them SUPER NICE(:
One that never paints their nails: Me? okay, maybe not...
Most gothic: 77th Street (LOL)
Most gangster: oi, you la
Prettiest: everyone is preeetttyyy
Hippiest: MISSSSSSS MAZLIND (:<
Most artistic: me;D (NOTT)
Most creative: CRESCENCIA
Most random: ALOHA DUDES(:
Less creative: hmmm
Most paranoid: Melissa Chow
Most risk-taking: IDK
One that spends the most time on the computer: CRESCENCIA, 24 hours xD
One that spends the least time on the computer: Janelle Lim, NEVER ONLINE >:x
One that you have skipped school with the most: I never skip school, see, so 'guai'
One that you have skipped class with the most: Never skip before, too 'guai' already
One that you have more classes with: Classmates
One that you have least classes with: Tuition class
One that does the most drugs: when you are sick, you eat what?
One that smokes the most cigarettes: hmmm, smokers? (LAME)
One that drinks the most: everyone drinks, WATER xD
One that has the longest nails: JAYME, SUPREMO NAILS
One that has the shortest nails: ZHI YIN (:<
One that you think is going to take this survey next: anyone who even bother reading this

2008-10-11T13:19:00.004+08:00

this sound so wronggg....

trust me, these 3 pictures damn suit DAREN POH xD

I mean, first it is REMOVE HORNINESS

then HOMO stationary

last, Bath salt, HORNY care type xD

2008-10-09T20:32:00.002+08:00

IDIOMS : SINGH

what do you call.... a small singh : Singlet
a singh who entertains : Amusing
a singh male model : Posing
a singh john travolta : Dancing
a singh who is drunk : Yum - Seng
a singh who is a gangster : Sum-seng
a singh who walks on a tight rope : Balancing
a singh who is lost : Missing
a singh who likes to sing ar campfires : Sing - A - Long
a singh who is noisy : Bee-sing
an angry singh at a road junction : Crossing
a singh who likes herbs : Gin-singh
a singh who is in a toliet : Pissing
a singh who is happy : Rejoicing
a singh basketball player : Bouncing
a singh pharmacist : Dispensing
a stubborn singh : Refusing
a fastidious singh L Fussing
a singh who celebrates mother's day : Amajit singh
a singh who is coming tomorrow : Marjit singh
THE STUDY OF SINGHS : BAI-YEE-OLOGY ( a.k.a BIOLODY[: )
the study of small singhs : Mirco bai-yee-ology
the singhs' favourite singer : Barry Manilow (because he wrote the song that made the whole word singh)
a singh who lives halfway between Singapore and Kuantan : Mersing
a two wheeler transportation for a singh : Bai-yee cycle

2008-10-08T18:44:00.002+08:00

remember the childhood memories that we shared
I STOLE ASHLEE COOKIE >:D

rewind back the time love(:

2008-10-08T18:40:00.002+08:00

SCREW IT,
TOTALLY SCREW IT.
now i gotta unscrew it!
AHHH!
I TOTALLY SCREW MY MATHS PAPER
at least i finsh it(:

2008-10-05T17:58:00.002+08:00

10/2/08 , THURSDAY
literature was spent drawing with ASHLEE.
;D
Ms goh wore this black shirt, which had stripes of all the seven rainbow colours. The usual stuffs, what come out after a rain?
RAINBOW xD
science. Miss champion is OMG OMG OMG. If I elaborate on this, youre gonna fly out of the chair you are sitting on now :x
She was cracking really really cold jokes, and we all just stared.
HAHAH. crazy.
and we were passing notes the whole time.
making fun of ben loh, daren poh, daren ow, jon lai etc etc.
was the sexxxxxxx.
BEND LOW HURRY. IF NOT YOU'LL HIT THE CELING.
JOHN LITTLE GREATEST SALE OF ALL TIME, GET ALL YOUR THINGS YOU NEED AT A EXTREMLY GOOD PRICE!
ZOMG.

chinese. yesyes listening compre plus clearing out of lockers. I was like, the locker person? Trying to break Claudia and Trisha lock cause they didnt bring their key? In the end, Of course, I suceeded in breaking trisha'a lock, while claudia was giving extra time ...

After school was ARGHHH & AHHHHHH for Rachel & I. We went to entertainment centre macs and when we walk in...
CATHOLIC HIGH.
we were like, WHAT THE HELL?
seriously, I am not that unlucky right?
Maybe not...
they keep staring at us, like we are from Mars or something,
or maybe, we wore our pinafore wrongly?
But we were trying to act like we didnt care,
which didnt work cause we are bad actors...
After getting our food,
There was this Saint Margrate girl the hair was like
AHAAHAHAH, got exploded by the atomic bomb,
like BAO4 ZA4!
So, Ashlee keep going BAO ZA, BAO ZA, faster BAO ZA.
We were laughing like OMG.
HAHA.
Then Rachel, being the UNLUCKY ONE, sat at this position that the Cat Hight guy can see, then he super funny, positioned himself that when he turned, can see my back, and rachel face.
Rachel, aiyohh...
When we were about to leave, Rachel was like asking me,
So you think he from what class
I was going, should be 4-9, wait 1-9, aiyah, one of it la.
So she asked me go ask.
OF COURSE I DONT WANT TO ASK RIGHT?
but since she wanted to treat me something if i asked,
I decided to :D

Me : Ermm, excuse me, ehh, what class are you from?
Cat High dude: Me?
me : Yes, You
C.H.D : You know what school am I from or not ( damn sacastic )
me : Yes, CHS
C.H.D : Me arhh?
Me : YES.
C.H.D : oh, 1-9
Me : whattt, oh. okay, thanks
(RUN OUT OF MACS LIKE CRAZY)
the guy sitting opposite of him was like staring at us.

AHHHH, I SO LOST MY DIGNITY, NOT VIRGINITY!
and I know I might be corrupted at times,
but still, I am SO MUCH BETTER THAN DAREN POH

2008-09-28T16:16:00.002+08:00

SHIRLYN IS DAMN EFFING HORNY.

tsktsk. she's damn 'effing' horny i swear.
:D
everything must involves sex. haha.
'effing' darren poh is not enough for her.
still must go and pokepoke junwei HAHA.
on msn that day zomg. from homies become hornies.
and sad become sex. see how corrupted her poor mind is.
and she was staring at her biology book and grinning like some sicko.
and touching the diagram of the sexual organs.
LIKE EWW. sex kitten-porn star in the making. welcome i pity you dear.
:D

Nicole Ang Cai Ying is so ANTI-BIOLOGY :D
Hmm, I am so NOT HORNY,
just that Biology is so FUN
and no, I didnt like have everything involved sex.
I am so not that sick minded :D
and I SO DID NOT GO pokepoke Jun Wei
and ex-CUSE me,
I dont go touch the diagram of the sexual organs
like EWWWW
I so dont do that.
And today with the talk
I SWEAR I AM NOT HORNY
and I tell you that video was
ARGH,EKK,BLAHHH!
I bet Daren Poh will be like so much more interested in it :x

2008-09-26T16:41:00.002+08:00

BOOOOOOOO!
i swear i am becoming a hardcore mugger, SAVE ME!
Jon Lai & Tzai Wei play chess, Jon Lai win, he became a NERRRD

Yesterday was english paper,
laoshi super funny xD
first, she though that paper 2 starts at 11am when it starts at 10.45am
next, she wrote 10.49am - 10.31pm
we were like LAUGHING OUR ASS OFF
:D

Today, chinese paper :x
Mrs Nick so funny too
also same case as laoshi.
Wa, this few days the teachers like this.
GONE CASE!

TUITION TOMORROW,
havent done the damn paper,
AHHH!

2008-09-26T16:20:00.003+08:00

ALOHAAAA:D

9/23/08
Art & Drama was free period
cause the teachers all had something on.
this sucky relief teacher came in
and expected us to all
shut up
and
not make any noise,
what else could we do,
lol.
so yeah 'studied'.
actually, not really studied
Trisha was talking&talking&TALKING to me
while I was reading BIOLOGY
OHMYGOD, I almost got that name mannn
pretty cute daughter he has
haha,
and his wife clarie tiffanie ng.
she's a chinese teacher and he's a english one :#
they totally like match in the way that they both teaches languages
xD
he went through some comprehension stuff with us
and he kept banging his head against the wall and
jumping up and down by the stupid answers we gave,
we just cant stand it,
damn funny.
:D
after school,
lunched with shannon claudia evangel jayme zhiyin and nicole.
went for asp after that
the teacher totally sucked lo,
first, very boring
second, she like so stuck-up!
so we gave some excues
so that we can go home and study (:

9/24/08
had morning mass ; farewell and examination mass in the morning,
rachel jayme zhiyin nicole and me were like looking at mr chan the whole time,
his actions are like 无话可说.
especially when he was blowing the balloon
and shaking his legs like a kid,
not those ah beng type.
He can be a good daddy:D
History after that.
Mrs tan made us write three lines each on each fact on the
GUPTA KINGS
arghhh!
thats like CRAZY?
LOL.
who cares.
music after that ; we're having a
hand-drumming session
with sec 3/5-3/10 after the exams for
post-exams activity.
it's gonna be
AWESOME
but i want the REAL EMO DRUMS!
mrs tang came into class and asked for
the FOUR girls that skip ASP
;x
Nicole, Rachel, Zhi Yin & Jayme
she said she was gonna give them a black mark for ponning asp yesterday?
Thats like UNFAIR!
tskk!

2008-09-22T16:06:00.000+08:00

1 EXPRESS 8 ; STAGE CREW 2008
LITERATURE

2008-09-22T15:52:00.002+08:00

ALOHA!
whattt, fine, I will go with you

Today was horendously funny.
No HHF(:
everybody was cheering?
Laoshi came to relieve us, then got some people didnt put phone in locker
then Melissa Chow was like,
老师，我可以把电话放在 locker 吗？
then laoshi said okay.
woah, I though she will confiscate lo.

English was like,
WOAHHH!
can really make the whole universe bow to us.
Mr Chan was going through our exams letter writting styles
then he caught nina talking
then suddenly say
'Nina, So what?'
Nina went to say
' ermmm, Soul Mate? '
she totally had a misconception!
we laugh like crazy
then he said
' At least she is paying attention to what I am talking '
LOL.

I totally slept throughout Assembly mann,
head-ache like xiao T.T

2 more days before exams xD

2008-09-19T16:39:00.014+08:00

Name 7 friends.
(In no particular order)

1. Ashlee
2. Melissa Ng
3. Rachel Lim
4. Zhi Yin
5. Janelle
6. Darren Poh
7. Sheng Jie

Questions.
1] Would 3 and 6 get along if they were locked in a room together for 24 hours?
(RACHEL LIM & DARREN POH)
my,my so it is Rachel & Darren.
I dont really know what would happen
cause like maybe Darren will be teaching Rachel the
biology stuffs?
and somemore,
1 girl, I boy
need I say more?
you know..
I SHALL STOP HERE :x

2] If 6 asked you out, what would you say?
(DARREN POH)
ah,
yeah right
,as if he would ask me out.
more like he will ask
CHLOE out xD

3] What's 3's favorite band?
(RACHEL LIM)
IDK,
need to ask her husband ya'll know?

4] Is 1 your best friend or boy/girlfriend?
(ASHLEE)
hmm,
Partner-in-Crimes
Neighbour
Slacker partner
Abstract ShiFu
and manymore :D

5] Is 2 a Democrat or Republican?
(JANELLE)
I think more like a rebelion (:

6] Do you know who number 6 dated last?
(DARREN POH)
How in heaven name would I know
and why is there so many question on number 6?!
I am not his wife ya'll know...

7] Have you met 7's parents?
(SHENG JIE)
eh,
nope.
but siblings,
yeah(:
ohmygawd,
people think that his siter is his girlfriend xD

8] Would you kiss 4 (if you were single)?
(ZHI YIN)
ohmygod,
heavens,
NO!
I know Zhi Yin really resemble a guy
BUT
NO!

9] Are you keeping a secret for 2?
(MELISSA NG)
hell, yeah!

Individual questions.
Number one.
1] What's their name?: NICOLE ASHLEE ANG CAI YING
2] Have they ever gotten into a fight?: hmmm.. if i remember, it was over a pack of curry sauce
3] What's the last show they went to?: MAMA MIA i think
4] Who's their best friend (if it's you, who's their second best friend)?: heather? idk :x
5] Do you know their phone number by heart?: DUH! she's my goldfish!
6] What's their middle name?: ASHLEE
7] Does their mom like you?: hmm, maybe?
8] Do they have any cute siblings?: YEAH! harvey is funny :D
9] Do you get along with their siblings?: IDK, sometimes?
10] Ever met their grandma?: NOPE but i know she hate her grandma so yeah.

Number two.
1] What's their name?: MELISSA NG XIU HUI
2] How old are they?: 13
3] Do they want to get married someday?: well, yeah :D
4] Favorite singer?: a lot :x
5] What's the design of their MySpace layout?: she doesnt have one, if i am correct...
6] Do they have any piercings?: nope.
7] Tattoos?: nope.
8] Would you kiss them?: hmm, maybe?
9] Are they straight, gay, bi, whatever?: ABSOUTLY STRIAGHT
10] Last place you went with them?: School :D

Number three - Rachel Lim
1] When's their birthday?: some number that is the same, tsktsk
2] Does their dad like you?: i dont know her dad xD
3] What classes do you have with them?: EVERY CLASS beside cca and ASP.
4] Where were they born?: Singapore.
5] What's their house look like?: I dont know, she moved so yeah.
6] Are they dating anyone?: OF COURSE, tsktsk
7] What grade are they in?: secondary ONEEEEE8] Where do they work?: no where(:
9] What's their dream job?: maybe something to do with biology? teehee:X
10] How long have you known them for?: since primary 4(:

Number four. - Zhi Yin
1] Do they speak any other languages? Which?: Zhi Yin only speaks ZHI YIN language (3
2] What's their ethnicities?: chinese-apes xD
3] What's their best school subject?: ENGLISH(:
4] Have you ever lied to them?: hmm, nope.
5] What's the last gift they gave you?: SHE OWE ME A GIFT DUDE.
6] What does their hair look like?: short,short and shorter.
7] Did they go on vacation this year? Where to?: SINGAPORE and no where(:
8] Would you switch wardrobes with them?: to get all the boyish stuffs? hell, maybe xD
9] Do you live within walking distance?: she lives at serangoon but still can walk(:
10] Do they take the bus, walk, or get another way home from school?: 73 or 153(:

Number five.
1] What's their name?: Janelle
2] Are they a boy or a girl?: girl.
3] What's their hair color?: black-ish.
4] What's their worst school subject?: EVERYTHING!
5] Are they single?: This is a little hard for me to answer cause you know...
6] Do they play any instruments? Which?: oh, she plays the NOISY instrument, her own imaginary one :D
7] Where did you guys meet?: schoool.
8] What's their view on abortion?: she was like, too engross to talk to me? ahahah!
9] What song reminds you of them?: so what - pink
10] Were they born in another country?: nope(:

Number six.
1] What's their name?: DARREN POH something something
2] Out of the other 6 people on the list, who does this person get along with?: no one actually but if i have to put at least someone, it would be rachel(:
3] Last time you saw them?: june holidays?
4] How tall are they?: quite tall, taller than charmaine by 3cm?
5] What's their dress style?: the only time i saw him was in the white and green bottom...
6] Favorite food?: IDK! I not his wife...
7] What school do they go to?: Catholic High
8] Ever had a dream about them? What happened?: NIGHTMAREEE!
9] Do they wear contacts or glasses?: Glasses

Number seven.
1] What's their name?: Ng Sheng Jie
2] When's their birthday?: March if i am correct...
3] Have they ever dyed their hair?: nope, but if he dye, I can jump off building xD
4] Weirdest hairstyle they ever had?: hmmm, never seen before(:
5] What color do they usually wear?: GREEN.
6] How much do they weigh?: hmm, heavier than me? Idk lo. He is a guy ya'll know..
7] Did they have a birthday party for their birthday?: how in heaven name would I know? But maybe?
8] How old are they?: 13 (:
9] What year did you meet them?: this year only, tsktsk
10] Did you ever get into a fight? Yes, on stupid stuffs, but still, ahahah! ENCORE!

2008-09-19T16:39:00.009+08:00

ALOHA!
i am back!
my, my, what nice skirt you got there Zhi Yin:D

Sorry Mr Ng, Sorry Mr Chan, I know 1express8 is SUPER NOISY

P.E
LATIN AMERICAN JIVE
woah, Zhi Yin look so glamourous:D
ahaha,
guys, ROCKS!
all thoese SJI, Maris Stella, sleek guy ties,
OH HELL,
THEY ROCKS!
I bet we will get high marks,
for all those class efforts,
1E8 just rock at all these stuffs:D

okay,
mr chan walked out on our class today.
this's the fifth time a teacher walked out,
and never returned.
normally some teachers would walk out and come back.
but
haizz
first ms lock,
ms champion (Three times)
and now mr chan.
mrs jeya came in and murdered us,
she asked all the naughty ones to stand up,
she insists that we're driving the teachers away.
sorry, we didnt mean it
we are just pure stubbon and hardcore:x

after school,
saw mr chan.
all of us were shouting
mr chan sorry.
mr chan
mr chan
mr chan all the way
:D
and 'someone' went to say
shirlyn loves you-.-
and think that i didnt hear that..
especially rachel and ashlee.
HAHA. he turned around and went,
remember your compre on monday!
lol
when he walked to his car,
he smiled yo.
he thought we couldnt see,
but too bad. lol, we saw
:D
but
yeah
sorry anyway.
we know you're one of best teachers ever in the UNIVERSE(:
to be honest, I dont mind having you as my teacher though-out secondary school life

2008-09-15T16:41:00.004+08:00

A.
Annoying
tsktsk, tuition guys.

B.
Boring
Miss _ _ _ (ahemahem)

C.
Cute
GOLDFEESHHHHHH ;D

D.
Diligent
Jon Lai
(i am serious, he is S.M.A.R.T!)

E.
Evil
I AM THE EVIL RAMBUTAN MONSTER
rawr, fear my evilness(:

F.
Funny
everyone got their funny ways(:

G.
Goodlooking
ALL MY FRIENDS
you know, their HAWTHAWT(:

H.
Hyper
EVIL TWIN 2!

I.
Intelligent
those students studying in RGS, NYHS, NUS and blahblahblah.

J.
Jolly
SHORTYYYY.

K.
Kiddy
pre-school memories rocks

L.
LOSER.
oh,oh, LOADS(:

M.
mommmy:D
LOVES(:

N.
NOISEY
1EXPRESS8

O.
Optimistic
hmm, NINA?!

P.
Playful
ASHLEEEE & ME, the partner in crimes(:

Q.
Quarrelsome
tsktsk, RACHEL LIM(:

R.
Reliable
MOMMMMY:D

S.
Sexy
eh, dude, my friend are SEX-XYYYY

T.
Trustworthy
best friends. (:

U.
Untrustworthy
tsktsk, boys(:

V.
Vulgar
ah, dang, everyone around me!

X.
x-ray
tsktsk,
Zhi Yin need x-ray mann

Y.
yahoo
hmm, aint that the webpage?!

Z.
ZOOLOGICAL
CRESCENCIA, she loves animals(:

2008-09-15T16:35:00.006+08:00

HELLOHA(:
CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL 2007 MATHEMATICS PAPER IS DAMN AH!

I cant stand it,
10 more days,
10 more days,
before exams.
and I am blogging
I MUST BE A GODDESS MAN :D
HMPH!
I just realized that I have NEVER ever worked so hard before.

beside PSLE,
I have never ever stress myself so much
AHHHHH
and whatt?
CATHOLIC HIGH PAPER?
like,
so not my standard.

DRAMA EXAMINATIONS TOMORROW!
ahhhh...

2008-09-13T23:38:00.003+08:00

Put Your iTunes/Windows Media Player/ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Let the flames begin - Paramore
(woah, if ask if it is okay, I say this, comfirm get full marks xD)

2.How would you describe yourself?
Crush - David Archuleta
(CRUSHH? hmm, maybe it is because of the RAMDOM, tskk)

3.What do you like in a girl/guy?
Thanks for the memories - Fall Out Boys
(Memories are IMPORTANT)

4.How do you feel today?
White Houses - Vanessa Carlton
(yeahh, I want to go Nina house! )

5.What is your life's purpose?
Chemicals React - Aly & AJ
(OMG, not CHEMISTRY pleasee, biology works better on me)

6.What is your motto?
In the Ayer - Flo Rida feat. Will.I.Am
(maybe? xD )

7. What do your friends think of you?
Blah Blah - Lady Sovereign
(yeah! cause I always blabber? BlAHBARIANS GALORE xD )

8. What do you think of your parents?
Your Guardian Angel - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
(Of course I act like an angel infront of them, but not all the time:x )

9.What do you think about very often?
7 Things - Miley Cyrus
(hmm, I dont really think about 7 things but more like 1 thing, HOW TO PASS MY EXAMS)

10.What is 2 + 2?
Misery Business - Paramore
(OH YEAHH, ROCK ON MATHS. Maybe when I am doing maths and listening to Paramore, I might be able to do a good job!)

11.What do you think of your best friend?
CrushCrushCrush - Paramore
(eww, I dont want to have a crush on them, I am not a lES!)

12.What do you think of the person you like?
Love me or Hate me - Lady Sovereign
(Love me or hate me is still an obsession, Love me or hate me is still a question:x )

13.What is your life story?
Hands On Me - Vanessa Carlton
(NO COMMENTS)

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Heroes & Thieves - Vanessa Carlton
(Oh crap, why is it always her songs?
I WANT TO BE A RAMBUTAN WHEN I GROW UP, not. )

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Bring me to Life - Evanescence
(he better make me study more >:D )

16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
Stop& Stare - OneRepublic
(AHAAHAHHAA!)

17.What will they play at your funeral?
Home - Vanessa Carlton
(yeahh, make my soul go home, R.I.P)

18.What is your hobby/interest?
Only love / Trademark - My Sweetheart
(eh crap, what was this suppose to mean huh, my music is so wrong for this question! )

19.What is your biggest fear?
Shawty Get Loose - Lil' Mama feat. T-pain and Chris Brown
(uh-oh, maybe when Jollyn grow taller than I will start fearing? )

20.What is your biggest secret?
Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade
(YESHHHH, maybe? shhh...)

21.What do you think of your friends?
Way I are - Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson & D.O.E
(I LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE:D )

22.What will you post this as?
That's What You Get - Paramore
(oh, okay, of course xD )

23.What song would you play during your first time having sex?
1985 - Bowling For Soup
(to remember what happen last time, AHAHAHAHA)

Favorite things

Color: Black:D
Person: Parents(:
Pet (Not animal. Pet. Either living or dead. Yours or a friends): NINA DOGGGGGG
Number (lucky or just magic): 13:D
Childhood memory: PRE-SCHOOOL DAYS(: ahaha, Nicole and that fat guy, lol.
Thing to do when you're bored: READ BOOOOKKKKK
Person to talk to when you're bored: Alot of people(:
Place to shop: EVERYWHERE(:
Food (The whole meal, not a category): fast-food? I dont really like slow food xD
Place to go when you're sad: YAMAHA, I know I am a music addict.
Place to go when you're happy: Anywhere!

The Last Stuff

What's the last thought that crossed your mind: Someone:x
Person you spoke with you in real life: ASHLEEE
Person you spoke with on the phone: Zhi Hao:x (seriously, he was the last to call me!)
Which parent do you like better: MOTHERRRR
Would you voluntarily hang out with your sibling: No siblings(:
What about your parents: Hmm, I want to LVIE LONG:D

Random stuff

If you could have an accent, which would you have: GERMAN(:
Do you remember your dreams: YESHHHH
Do you speak any foreign languages: Basic German, crazy french(:

Relationships stuff

Are you married or divorced: im only thirdteen, pulease!
If you had the opportunity, would you go back out with any of your exes?: Maybe, maybe not
Have you ever had a friend try to steal your bf/gf?: DUH! my girlfriend got stolen:x
Would you rather be single and have lots of friends or married: you cant trust guys, their just heartbreakers(:
Do you really tell friends everything: Not everything, I am secretive:x
Have you ever cheated just because you can: Like how?

Last stuff

Have you ever cried in public just to get attention: NO!
Have you ever lied just to get attention: YESHHHH
Would you ever colaborate with a friend's lie just to make them look cool: Only Crazy people will do that
Assuming you were rich, where would you buy your clothes: EVERYWHERE, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME!
What's your ultimate goal/dream: Hm, just be happy & a good musician
What makes you smile: Anything, I am quite a sadist:D
What makes you frown: Crazy things, Like Goldfeesh not listening to nina?
What is on your desktop wallpaper?
*secret:x

What is your favorite zoo animal?
GOLDFEEESSSHHH, is that even considered?

What was your favorite toy as a child?
hmmm, I dont really remember? But the fake piano?

What food do you eat too much of?
FASTFOOD, I should really start to learn how to eat slow food.

What kind of hairstyle do you have?
Normal(:
but I miss those childhood days
the crazy hairstyles that my mom did(:

What was your favorite activity in gym class?
THE TRAMPOLINE
when you go WEEE, WOAHHH!

What kind of shirt are you wearing now, and what is on it?
Little Miss Sunshine(:

What is the picture nearest to you of?
My baby picture.
shhhh...

What kind of salad dressing do you like?
ANY KIND :D

Whats your least favorite food?
any kind?
I cant really think.

What do you do on a Sunday night?
SLEEEEEP like a pig

If you could only use one condiment on your food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Mustart(:
it just taste awesome(:

What color are your sheets?
GARFIELD, go think what is the colour mannn

How big is your computer display?
IDK, I cant be bothered.
Can use can already(:

What pair of shoes do you wear most often?
All kinds of shoes(:
adidas, converse, nike?

What is your favorite game?
AUDITION
but I stopped playing for the sake of not playing:x

What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?
TURKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY,
rawr!
I miss Shan-gri la turkey):

What is your favorite pizza topping?
CHEEEESSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What time do you plan on waking up tomorrow?
9.00am SHARP
got tuition ya know..

What is your favorite day of the year?
BIRTHDAY, when I can go arcade xD

2008-09-12T16:51:00.003+08:00

Level 1

( ) Smoked A Cigar

(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

SO FAR: 1

Level 2

(x) Are /Have Been In Love

( ) Dumped someone

( ) Been Fired

(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 3

Level 3

(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person

( ) Skipped Class

( ) Slept With A Co-worker(

(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 5

Level 4

(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Friends

( ) Been To Paris

( ) Been To Spain

(x) Been On A Plane

( )Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 7

Level 4

(x) Eaten Sushi

() Been Snowboarding

(x) Met Someone Through Internet

( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 9

Level 6

( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship

(x) Taken Pain Killers

(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have

(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By

( ) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 12

Level 7

(x) Had A Tea Party

(x) Flown A Kite

(x) Built A Sand Castle

(x) Gone mudding

(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 17

Level 8

( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves

(x) Gone Sliding

(x) Cheated While Playing A Game

( ) Been Lonely

(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 20

Level 10

(x) Watched The Sun Set

( ) Felt An Earthquake

( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 21

Level 11

(x) Been Tickled

( ) Been Vandalized

( ) Been cheated on

(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 23

Level 12

(x) Won A Contest

( ) Been Suspended From School

( ) Had Detention

(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 25

Level 13

( ) Had / Have Braces

(x) Eaten a whole tub of ice cream in one night

(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 27

Level 14

(x) Hated The Way You Look

(x) Witnessed A Crime

( ) Pole Danced

(x) Questioned Your Heart

(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 31

Level 15

(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud

( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World

(x) Swam In The sea

( ) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 33

Level 16

(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep

(x) Played Cops And Robbers

(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers

(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 37

Level 17

(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't

(x) Made Prank Phone Calls

( ) laughed until sum kind of beverage came out of your nose

( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR : 39

Level 18

( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus

(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About

(x) Blown Bubbles

( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 41

Level 19

(x) Crashed A Party

( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People

(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading

(x) Had A Wish Come True

( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 44

Level 20

(x) Worn Pearls

( ) Jumped Off A Bridge

(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"

( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 46

Level 21

(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes

(x) Kicked A Fish

(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes

( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars

SO FAR: 49

Level 22

(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs

(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel

( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours

(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 52

Level 23

(x) Picked And Ate A Pear Right Off The Tree

( ) Climbed A Tree

(x) Had/Been In A Tree House

(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 55

Level 24

(x) BelievED In Ghosts

( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes

( ) Gone Streaking

( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 56

Level 25

(x) played Chicken

(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on

( ) Broken A Bone

(x) Been easily Amused

SO FAR: 59/81

2008-09-12T16:20:00.005+08:00

What's the first thing you'll do when you turn 18?
CLUBBING & DRIVING
it sounds cool(:

Do you find piercings attractive?where is the piercing at? HAHA(:
hmm, see what kind(:

When was the last time you saw snow?
Never saw before:x

Who are your favorite people to talk to when you're down?
shh, not telling xD

Do you smile often?
Smile for camera?
yeahh(:

How long is your hair?
Not as short as Zhi Yin can already(:

How many pillows are on your bed?
4. I know it's a lot:x

What song are you currently listening to?
Heartbreaker by Will.I.Am

Can you imagine yourself living in a cardboard box?
yeahh, but I dont even need a cardboard box to survive, I survive in the wild cause I am a tree :D

What is the WORST subject they teach at school?
IDK, I am fine with everything but sometimes, I hate humanities subjects:x

Whats your current mood?
SLEEPYYYY

Why is it so ?
Have to go school >:D

Where do you plan on living when you grow up?
NEW YORK were everything is AWESOME

How do you feel about abortions?
CRUEL, pure cruel

Have you seen anyone lately that you don't get along with but you said hi?
yes

Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
I remember this one, YES, on the way to a wedding ceremony after school(:

What shoes did you wear today?
Nike school shoes & high-cut red converse

Are you wearing any jewelry?
earings(:

Do you live near your best friends?
yeah :D one of them lives beside me. HAHA (:

What's the last TV show you watched?
Channel 8(:

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
yeahhh>:D

Are you a fast typer?
hmmm, IDK, must see what kind of fast typing you want to know(:

Have you ever moved house?
Nope, but i wanna move(:

Does anyone hate you?
YES, tons of people, so I am famous:D

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
DUH!

Does anyone know your password beside you?
2 people only(:

Were you happy when you woke up today?
Yepp(:

Do you still talk to the person you last dated?
Never dated before(:

Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
Sleeping like a pig

Do you know anyone in Prison?
Nope(:

when did you last have a home cooked meal?
yesterday;D

Name someone you can talk to abt anything?
NICOLE ASHLEE ANG CAI YING

Are you named after your parents?
Yepp, after my father(:

Would you lose your virginity to your neighbor?
NEVER cause the floor I live on is ALL GIRLS-.-

Did or do you think your childhood dreams will come true?
Yes

What'our opinion on gold diggers?
AWESOME JOB

What do you hate at the moment?
No one cause if not, what is Love for?

How many texts are in your inbox?
IDK, I dont really care:X

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
SHANNON(: I am on the phone with her-.-

Will you get married?
Maybe, IDK

When was the last time you smiled?
TODAYYYY(:

Does anyone like you?
EVERYONE(:
cause I provide them food(:

Who woke you up this morning?
my phone D:<

Do you plan on moving out next year?
IDK, if my parents want to move, then I move(:

Are you a forgiving person?
I guess so;D

Do you wana go school tomorrow?
Its saturday tomorrow XD

What question do you feel like asking?
GIVE ME THE CLASS PHOTOS!

2008-09-11T23:10:00.004+08:00

DA SHAO YE
xiao shao ye
DA DA SHAO YE
xiao xiao shao ye

DA SHAO NAI NAI
shao nai nai
XIAO SHAO NAI NAI
xiao xiao shao nai nai

DA XIAO JIE
xiao jie

tuition
please take note:
NEVER EVER SIT BEHIND SHENGJIE
cause he will strech here, strech there,
hit the table
and last and not least
MUST REPECT HIM D:<
RAWR!

gosh, 92 for science, I am going CRAZY
nicole ashlee ang cai yin, my gay partner>:D
prepare for the jabs(:
cause if you dont come to school,
DIE>:D

2008-09-09T23:00:00.003+08:00

Recipe number one: Love cupcakes.

Ingredients
2 cups of charmaine's funny purpose flour.
1/2 cup of nina's sugar.
1 teaspoon of janelle's baking soda.
a pinch of rachel's love.
1/4 teaspoon of chloe's salt.
1/2 cup of colette's fattening mayo.
1 teaspoon of trisha's vanilla extract.
a packet of vanessa's chocolate chips.
1/2 cup of shirlyn's homemade orange juice.
2 cups of crescencia's wheat milk.
the most important secret ingredient:
no, it isnt chemical xD
(eh, this isnt powerpuff girls)
its...
two full cups of 1/8's CUTENESS.

In a bowl,
combine charmaine, nina, janelle, rachel and chloe.
In another bowl,
combine colette, trisha, vanessa and crescencia.
gradually add 1/8 until blended.
Stir in shirlyn.
Fill paper-lined muffin cups two-thirds full.
Bake at 350° for 18-23 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean.
Cool for 10 minutes before removing from pan to a wire rack to cool completely.
Dust with confectioners' sugar.

awww, how sweet is this GOLDFEEEEESH>:D

2008-09-07T22:01:00.004+08:00

BANG, and 16 more days before EOY, OH CRABBBBBBB.

SCHOOL WAS AWESOME >:D
as in really really seriously awesome.
i know i should be mugging or sleeping now,
but AHHHHH,
its just all too awesome to keep it in.
Art in the morning was fun!
learnt about SOVA and DALE.3
doesnt it reminds you about SOBA and CHIP&DALE?
it was super easy,
but because I was directly at the air-con,
same as Nina,
maybe its a little hard XD
i want my A2 for art (:

Drama exam after that,
omg.
DAMN COOL!
you want know more,
go GOLDFISH blog(:

GEOGRAPHY>:D
*tsk nicole, aiyo.... wheelchair.
mrs kho was like,
giving GOLDFISH a talk about the virus and infections that she could get,
if she didnt get the tra somethin jab.
lol.
and she was trying to stand up,
and sit down on a normal chair.
the whole class was like,
nicole ang, sit down (on the wheelchair) now.
we're doing this for your own good.
you wanna aggravate the injury is it?
mrs kho: hahah, all of you would make great mummys! so concerned, thats good(:

ENGLISH,
Mr Chan gave nicole a talk.
trisha was like: whaa. he'd make a good daddy :X

2008-09-04T09:09:00.004+08:00

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE

THE EARTH SAYS HELLO:D

Uh-oh, IPOD battery is DYING, please come for funeral

ASHLEE, DONT LEAVE!

These days, I dont know what to blog nowadays.

I mean, holidays

the period of time to study like nuts.

But yeah, I am studying,

like HELL.

I cant fail anymore subjects,

aim for EOY,

only fail at least 2 subjects,

MAXIMUN!

or I swear,

I AM GOING BONKERS.

2008-09-03T21:55:00.005+08:00

( unfortunately, I cant change this)
DP loves porn stuffs and thats the reason why he takes Biology,
and he loves someone too much that i think he just raped her.
and got her pregnant,
awww...
pity the girl alot cause she have to marry him
whom is some corrupted shitass (as told by *ahem, the person who do not reply me sms)

And one day,
he cant take it anymore,
he posted biology stuffs in his blog.
and explains all the parts,
he thought children stuffs that damge their brains.
and then their parents complained and brought him to the police
where justice was brought to light.
and he got hanged for being idk what and
poof,
he's dead.

And everyone thanks the parents,
then the parents thanks the children
and the chidren thank the ghost of DP,
and then the whole things repeat itself.

(RACHEL BEST JOB, MY IDEA)
I hope he slipped someone so that the someone would throw the watermelon away,
to the rubbish bin and the collector will crush the watermelon cause it stinks the whole place
and then he became skin juice,
later the dog tought it was water and it drank it
and poof the watermelon is
gone(((:

csi>cant stand idiots :D

If you read this post, and DO NOT understand these things, then you might have to consult ASHLEE or RACHEL LIM >:D

2008-09-02T21:31:00.007+08:00

understand the power of a BLACK PEN:D
goldfeesh, recover faster!

HEY DUDE,
I'm going crazy, i tell you.
I SWEAR.

science is driving me up the wall.
cells are like RAWR!
and those equations,
chemical potential energy->kinetic energy-> heat+light+sound.
Energy, Light and Heat
are rah.

They ask how to find whether got carbon dioxide or not
and make you define loads of prawns.
Sexual Reproduction and STIs are like
They ask you to name, label, state the functions
and even DRAW.
they ask you to define HIV/AIDS,
and point out the similarities and differences.
they ask you, how are those infections transmitted,
and what are the symptoms.

they ask you,
what are the cures,
what kind of medicine.
they ask you to define this and that.
RAWR!
i cant stand it anymore.
and oh, you have to memorize the super long spellings.
like oh my crab,
im losing it.

"You don't know this yet, but life isn’t supposed to be like this.
It’s not supposed to be this hard."

doesnt this reminds you of JANELLE being MURDERED?
CANDIDS <3KINGKONG GIRLFRIEND &OSTRICH GIRLGIRLFRIEND RULES THE UNIVERSE ((((:

2008-08-28T21:30:00.003+08:00

BARE YOUR TEETHS:D
say HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME(:

yesterday music was :D :D :D
ashlee, aren't we proud,
we came out with all the actions ourselves.
but the pitch was so HILARIOUS(:
yes group three, be apprecciative:D

lao shi was so cute yesterday (:
she was teaching, teaching and suddenly she went,
"oh my god, what day is it today"
HAAHAHAHA, i love laoshi.
she's nice(:

MY BIRTHDAY IS TODAY(:
and many presents and letter are rolling in.
so you, reading this, BETTER GIVE ME ONE TOO(:
or you will suffer a HORRIBLE death:x

Today was HILARIOUS!
not only we had my BREAD FIGHT,
we had CANDLE NAMES & LOCKER MACHO WOMEN(:
haha, Locker clearing day was today-.-
Ashlee, Shannon & Me were MARCHO WOMEN <3>SMART ONE, brought home only some(:
Tomorrow then bring home the rest and my GUITAR<3

And tomorrow is AWESOME DAY(:

2008-08-22T22:16:00.007+08:00

PARDON HAYLEY FOR BEING SUPER-DPER HYPER TODAY:D
muscle aches from my left shoulder all the way to my hand?! WTHHHH?!

RAWR, RAWR!
thats it ashlee, I AM GETTING THE DRUMSTICKS!
I totally suck at chemistry but BIOLOGY&PHYSICS ARE S-E-X :D
SHIMONA, you lucky PIG! Luckily nobody went to report your lost bag as a bomb.

MATHS
ZOMG, I forget to do my homework yesterday,
then I told Mr Ng,
very surprised by his reaction mannz...
NEVER SCOLD ME AT ALL,
instead say,
'Shirlyn, Do it now while I teach Mirabel'
WOAH!

P.E
WHY MUST WE HAVE TO DANCE?!
I am so willing to do sit-up, push-up, pull-up then
DANCE ):< CHINESE
woah, today everyone so ENTHU,
over one HOROSCOPE thing in the DAMUZHI [x
LaoShi must be so PROUD(:

SCIENCE
WORKBOOOOKKK
boo`
had to do more homework now(:
ASHLEE, MISS CHAMPION ROCKS:D

ENGLISH
MrChan is EVILL..
my english comprehension):
19/40
I was like WTHHH.
he went thorugh the answers with us and
Guess what?
all those that I get wrong is almost the same as the original answer!
HMPH
thats it, I DONT CARE.
I am gonna find a way to get back my MARKS.
RAWR!

EP
ADOBE is EVILLLL.
I cant stand it mannn
EP is driving me UP-THE-WALL

AFTER SCHOOL WAS HOLY COW!
went macs, the usual place:D
Slack a while there then went to library to do ARTTT):

2008-08-20T20:20:00.003+08:00

Ms Champion rocks to the max worhx : D

She praised our boat (:
the others were all MASKING TAPE all over.
we were the only pure aluminium foil one.
awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome.
it could hold all thirty weights.
we're such lucky pigs.

2008-08-18T22:36:00.002+08:00

10 MORE DAYS!
counting and counting(:
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counting and counting(:
10 MORE DAYS!
counting and counting(:

to my birthday:D
remember my presents LOVE:D

2008-08-18T21:53:00.007+08:00

HEYLO little 4 SEASONS(:
I love irritating people, so watch out(:

I'm just posting again because I can't play computer when I'm free now:x

HHF;D

okay, this aint a good news but..
NICOLE CHAN FELL DOWN AGAIN):

I AM SORRY!

I bandange her leg okay..
so HARDCORE(:
ZOMG, I am weirdd....

SCIENCE((((((((:
MISS CHAMPION SAID MY GROUP WAS AWESOME:D
I know we are the BEST(:
I mean, THE CLASS(:

MATHEMATICS:x
ZOMG, this is the WORST!
Mr Ng practically SCREAM HIS LUNGS OUT
at us cause...
14/20 PEOPLE NEVER BRING MATHEMATIC SET:X

thats equals DEATH):
I know it is also my fault,
for not screaming at the class on Friday to remind them to bring;X
BUT MICHELLE WROTE IT ON THE BOARD,
I also not maths monitor.

AFTER SCHOOL WAS A DRAG&BRAG,
followed Shannon&Nicole&Melanie and guess what
Monday are suppose to be funny(:
BUT.
for me, I think NINA cursed me, when she say she think that
I CURSE HER,
cause we saw HIM, yes HIM, the blahblah black SHEEP!
and of course, Jollyn 'brother', DAREN TEO):
mann, I cant stand Mondays now.
or any other day!
Everytime I see a Maris Stella Guy,
I will really feel like mudering them,
And steal their IMAC APPLE LAPTOP! (if i am correct...)
UNFAIRRRRRR!
RAWR!
I mean,
It is complusory for them to have
AND WHY NOT US?
HMPH.
but also got the good point
SAVE ELECTRICITY(:

`Me & Him? NOT POSSIBLE! OVER MY DEAD BODY!
-BANG IS THE BOOM THE BEAT;D

2008-08-17T20:17:00.001+08:00

PARTNER in BIG CRIME(:

2008-08-16T17:52:00.004+08:00

WAKAKAKAKA, thats the right thing girl!
NICOLE, PARTNER-IN-BIG-CRIMES(:

YESTERDAY(:
Physical education was the sex i swear.
We were doing some cha-cha, rhumba dance & IDK what else!
I swear all of us, the guys, were going, WTH?! we have to touch her butt?
Melissa Ng was my partner, twist twirl turn and BANG(:
Yeah, and guess what?
The whole school is gonna see us dance next month xD

Chinese after that, tests again.
I almost flunked on the spot, the questions were difficult):
Nevermind, but science was AWESOME!
English at the recording studio after that.
WAKAKAAK!
Mr chan is super funny.
i've decided to treasure this year.
Cause seriously, i'll never get a awesome teacher like that, never in thie whole school!
He is like, how should I put it?
WEIRD in a GOOD way(:
The usual him went to chase Melissa Chow & Ashlee for homework:X
Mr Chan: melissa! nicole! homework!?
Melissa: what homework?
Mr Chan: sigh, you two partners blur queens. its...
Nicole: *shows homework*
Mr Chan: wow nicole! you know whats the homework, YESSSS.
he totally like almost burstED Ashlee and my ear drums.
He couldnt believe that ASHLEE would do her HOMEWORK(:
be proud of her MrChan((:

After school, lunch-ed in CLASS;X
I called Ashlee, and her worst fears has come true:X
I am so sorry! I didnt knew it would happen!

Science Practical Assesment(:
We werew group RAMDOMLY and guess who I went with;X
TRISHA, ASHLEE & NINA
At first Miss Champion told us we had to build a boat with..
ALUMINIONM FOIL, RUBBER BANDS & MASKING TAPE
At first, you know.. the usual stuff about Trisha&Ashlee
WE MANAGED TO MAKE THE BOAT FLOAT(:
and Trisha was practically the on who placed all the weights in
Nina&Ashlee was creating out flag

WTH₂TITANIC(:

We finsh it within MINUTES?!
The teacher was dumb-founded;D
I was having bad gastric at that time, But still
Managed to make WTH₂PROUD(:
The teachers keep talking about out boat..
Which we tried to eavesdrop but...
ZHIYIN WAS TALKING TO LOUD):
CLAUDIA TOO):
NICOLE CHAN&MELISSA NG TOO):
But at least managed to hear some things :D

(:

`DREAM LIKE YOU NEVER DREAM BEFORE

2008-08-12T21:06:00.001+08:00

Hello peep squeks(:
I cant stand the emo-ing mode):

TUESDAY(:
_____________________________________________________________________
OHMYGOSH.
I cant believe that Janelle&Nicole got punished today and laughed together with MRS.NG:x
if you was to read Ms ASHLEE blog,
you would realise that Mrs Ng crowned them as ms forgetful,
and asked them what they would like to be when they grew up(:
Janelle was seriously funny in the convo(:
(stole it from ASHLEE's blog:X)

mrsng: what do you want to be when you grow-up?
janelle: roadsweeper.
mrsng: eh, you so forgetful, what if you forget to bring the dustpan/broom.
janelle: oh, uhm, table cleaner?
mrsng: what if you forget to wash the rags huh.
janelle: fine, ge-tai singing :D

Imagine if Janelle do ge-tai...
I bet ZHI YIN can do better(:
seriously speaking,
If Janelle do ge-tai,I think no one would bother watch it,
cause it is too horrible:X

Drama was terrible for me.
LATE.LATE.LATE.LATE.LATE.LATE.LATE
that is ALL I can remember.
I cant believeeeee I was lateeee.practically LATE,
and Mrs Jeyakumar was kinda PISSES off.
some people, I shall not state the name,
was acting GAY.
We had to prepare for DRAMA EXAMINATIONS):
which is 4 more weeks)):
and also there is this part that need prepare COSTUMES,
Rachel&I though of asking Faith wear Cat. High uniform
cause we were talking about Cat. High:x
IDK what we were really thinking,haha(:

ENGLISH *hmph
Mr Chan was like.. crazy?
He actually gave out presents to all those
who hand in their work on time!?
And I didnt get it when I did hand in my workON TIME?!
hmph,
in the end, I GOT A COOKIE MONSTER MAGNET
after a long time of begging and asking
cause I was reading ECLISPE(HAWT.HAWT!)and no bookmark:X
I mean like, what else I could take?

GUITAR(((((((:
i think this was the best guitar lesson ever(:
Miss Sin was like, sick?
And she came to check on us?
awww...
how nice..
I mean like,
Have you ever seen a teacher like HER before?
No right?
THATS WHY!

-NEVER SHAKE THY BRUNETTE LOCKS AT ME(:

2008-08-10T22:16:00.001+08:00

HEYLO little awesome earthlings(:
I know, you must be irritated by me:X

Guess what, this reminds me of MISS MAZLIND:X

Ms Mazlind just gave us a talk on the importance of maths:D
You dont pass maths, you're a goner, total goner, no help:X
Sec one, dont pass maths, they'll still help you to pass.
Sec two streaming, they count on english and maths the most):
Dont pass maths, you wont get into a good class ; they dont bother about your other subjects:X
Sec four, dont pass maths for O-levels, you won't get into JC or Poly, maabe ITE?
You cant get a good job, and bang.
You're DEAD.
Your life is ruined.
and oh, you need basic mathematics in every job too
So, maths is the 'MOTHER' of youre lfie(:
so, I decided to LOVE MATHS FROM TODAY(:

-New blog, new lease of life!
-My MOTTO: Breath.Drink.Eat(: